Security Stuff

  • Jailhouse Wine Time

    Jailhouse Wine Time

    Why Jailhouse wine? Without being to either, I would imagine jail is an upgrade from prison, and while I made prison wine using just grape juice and bread yeast, I think that the folks who are in temporary custody might have access to better ingredients, like aging oak, specialty strains of yeast, and better juice…

  • Overcomplicating Atari Quality Assurance

    Overcomplicating Atari Quality Assurance

    Atari 2600’s are pretty impressive systems when you consider how many XBox 360’s are RROD’d right now and how many 2600’s are still running. That might be down to simplicity, or maybe engineering! For those of you that don’t know, I’m actively working on building an Atari gamepad with my oldest son. Recently, we took…

  • A Dunce Cap for your Home

    A Dunce Cap for your Home

    This is going to be a bit inflammatory. It’s a different tone than my other blogs. I chose Texas and love living here. But damn y’all. I grew up in the Midwestern United States, lots of agriculture and factories and figuring things out for yourself. The people back home generally view Texans the way Marlboro…

  • Learn How to Redacted Drive! Part 1

    Learn How to Redacted Drive! Part 1

    If you already know what an acceleration lane is, don’t go ahead and skip this. I’ve been behind you and I know damn well you have no idea what the hell I’m talking about. Why am I the authority on driving? Let me share my credentials: Now that we got that out of the way,…

  • Manufacturing an Atari Gamepad, Part 1

    Manufacturing an Atari Gamepad, Part 1

    If you’ve played the 2600, you probably thought it was the greatest thing in the world, but those rose colored glasses likely fell the first time you picked up something even as simple as an original NES controller. The joysticks that come with the Atari have this large rubber boot on the bottom: When you…

  • Fixing an Atari 2600 Cartridge

    Fixing an Atari 2600 Cartridge

    One of my sons are homeschooled, and while he’s a bit young to understand assembly, or building his own computer, or writing his own Atari games — I can start with the fundamentals. What a better system to learn about computers than a game system, and one so simple that the component count is incredibly…

  • My Most Useful Blog

    My Most Useful Blog

    I didn’t come up with this, I read it somewhere or seen it in a video. Regardless, more people need to do this. If you drop small stuff on the floor constantly like I do, don’t look around and the floor OR shine a flashlight directly away from your eyes — instead, sweep the beam…

  • Arduino as a Clock Source

    Arduino as a Clock Source

    Quite some time ago, I built a Ben Eater 6502 computer. It was fun but frankly I’m too nervous to do anything cool with it but follow his tutorials. I wanted to take the clock circuit and order a PCB and 3d print a case that allowed me to switch from stepping, astable, bistable, and…

  • Powering Up Christmas: A Creeper Clock Makeover

    Powering Up Christmas: A Creeper Clock Makeover

    If you aren’t comfortable around electricity, don’t attempt this. Consult a professional. Make sure nothing is plugged in. Doing this may impact the warranty of the device or prevent the resale of the device. It feels like the plethora of garbage you can buy on Amazon is just designed to sell more USB power bricks…

  • 3D Printing a Microphone

    3D Printing a Microphone

    A few weeks back, a friend was over for some prison wine. We decided we’d karaoke and have a good time, but I was having an issue finding a microphone. I had casually remarked “Well, I’ll just go 3d Print one”, and he said “There’s no way, right?” and I replied “Of course not!” Challenge…

  • Wordfence and a Secure wp-admin

    Wordfence and a Secure wp-admin

    I use WordFence to protect my site from attacks, many years ago I helped a Redditor secure his site (maybe I’ll blog about it one day). He was using WordFence and it found a nasty local file. I’ve enjoyed it enough to where I spoke about it at a security conference a few years ago.…

  • Using AI to Secure Legacy Software

    Using AI to Secure Legacy Software

    In 2006, I made the decision to stop writing software for Windows (as much as I did at the time), and move to building web applications. The idea was that, unlike desktop applications where I don’t see my users and can’t do updates easily, in a web app I can. I spoke with my brother,…